.:: THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO LEXXBIANISM ::.

Here it is, the definitive guide to the mental health issue that is Lexxbianism... Be sure to read with caution as your head may fall off!

:: CHAPTER 1 :: Lexxbianism - A Brief History
:: CHAPTER 2 :: Lexxbians - Serve & Protect
:: CHAPTER 3 :: The Lexxington Contingent
:: CHAPTER 4 :: Lexxbian Etiquette - Code of Conduct
:: CHAPTER 5 :: Lexx-i-con
:: CHAPTER 6 :: So You Want To Be A Lexxbian?

:: Lexxbianism - A Brief History ::

If one day was equal to one Lexx-year then Lexxbians, Lexxbianism and even Lexx herself would have been around for centuries! Such evolutionary twaddle doesn't exist... get over it!

Lexxbians came forth from behind the hay in late 2002 at wZw's Domination. They came bearing just 3 words: HOT LEXXBIAN ACTION

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:: Lexxbians - Serve & Protect ::

The fact that you are reading this makes you a Lexxbian by default. Whether you choose to openly celebrate your Lexxbianism is entirely up to you. If you choose to do so then you will be agreeing to serve and protect Lexx and her beloved Lexxington Contingent, and to abide by the Code of Conduct.

Not only this, but it is also your duty to help spread the word of Lexxbianism. In return... love and jellybeans!*

*jellybeans are subject to availability.

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:: The Lexxington Contingent ::

Formerly known as the Lexxbian D-Generates, the Lexxington Contingent are (in most cases) the morally corrupt chosen few i.e. Lexx's nearest and dearest. All Lexxbians should bestow unto them the same L.A.P.D. (Love and Peace Dude) as they would to Lexx.

The Lexxbian Contingent are:

The Bro a.k.a. El Lexxidente Since 2002	The Dude a.k.a. El Generales Since 2004	Stevie Lynn a.k.a. Lexxbian Hero Since 2004
Shady Nattrass a.k.a. Lexxbian Hustler Since 2004	Darkside a.k.a. Emperor of Lexxiana Since 2004	Johnny Kashmere a.k.a. BackSeat Lexxbian Since 2006

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:: Lexxbian Etiquette - Code of Conduct ::

There are but 3 rules of Lexxbian Etiquette:

• Always greet fellow Lexxbians with a Billy Idol sneer and one fist raised. If you're the shy type and would prefer something more subtle then a simple devil horn salute will suffice. The sneer is non-negotiable, however, as it separates the Lexxbians from the metalheads!
   

• Do not under any circumstances publicly "out" suspected Lexxbians. Some people prefer to remain in the closet with such a dirty little secret as this.
   

• Always remember that Lexxbianism is a philosophy not a way of life. In fact it's just complete bollocks!

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:: Lexx-i-con ::

Lexx n she who must be obeyed!

Lexxbian n 1a. a follower of Lexx 1b a believer of Lexxbianism and the Lexxbian philosophy.

Lexxbianism n the Lexxbian philosophy of "Meh!" *shrugs*

Lexxicology n the study of Lexx and Lexxbianism.

Lex(x) Loci n the law of the place [from Latin]
 

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:: So You Want To Be A Lexxbian? ::

Just your being here proves that Lexxbianism lives deep within you. Now is your chance to come out and tell the world. Be proud of your newfound Lexxbianism!

THE LEXXBIAN ARMY NEEDS YOU!